Flotsam and Jetsam: Climate Conspiracy

Terrorism, bird flu, President Hillary, as if I don't have enough to worry about. Now I find that the government is using aircraft to seed the atmosphere which evidently leads to cooling.
The Chemtrail Conspiracy.

But wait there's more. Now I discover that some idiot (probably employed at FEMA) has turned off the sunspot generator which is also cooling the planet.
The Sunspot Conspiracy.

All this has led to the glacerization of the Great Lakes. OK maybe I exaggerate but the pictures are pretty cool. The Lake Huron Conspiracy

Perhaps we have been here before and there really isn't anything to worry about.
Historical Global Warming Conspiracies.