"I had the right to remain silent but was too stupid to use it.
Headline stolen from Ron White

I was not going to comment on the Professor Gates bruhaha because it seemed like triviality. Then I came across the following Chris Rock Video that should be required viewing for all pinheaded academic types lacking any real world life experiences. (Disclaimer: Any resemblance to my fine Iowa professors, past or future, is purely coincidental;)

Via: American Digest.