My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be able to monitor my moods. We've discovered that when I'm in a good mood, it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big fucking red mark on his forehead.Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond. Dumb ass.
Thx Nette.
Thx Amy.
A Day in the Life of a Beluga.
"This is so humiliating, I bet the Orcas don't put up with this shit."
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