Swimming in the shallows

A day in the life of a LA County jailer'

6 AM Hilton, wake up time for your strip search.

7AM Hilton time for breakfast.

7:25 Hilton time for your strip search.

8AM Hilton, time for your shower.

9:25 Cavity check.

11:00 Hilton, here is your lunch

11:30 Hilton step out, time for your strip search.

12:00 Hilton...

And then from the Cedar Rapids Gazette,

Report of nude woman walking around C.R. unfounded
Cedar Rapids police were unable to find a nude woman who was reported by a caller in the 800 block of Third Avenue SW just after noon today. A person called police and said a nude woman was walking in the area and appeared to be under the influence of some drug.Police units responded but found nothing.